Hey whats up... I'm the Aussie Beer Farmer also known as "DJ Fosta" and "Matt
Foster of Doom!!!!" I've got lots of other gay nicknames and such but i
dint feel like listin em all or maybe i just couldnt remember em, its your
choice, if u got any u want up here just drop me an email. But hey if u
really wanna know my name its Foster and thats my last name, so dont go askin
for my last name cuz thats it! ha ha girl. i dont really know about
u but u seem annoying and from what i've heard u dont deserve a name so poop on
u. this page is just a pile of crap that i decided to make for one reason
or another (insert a real reason here) and if u dont care then i dont give
a shit...
Jack Handey is a funny guy, and that's why I've
decided to put down a few of his random thoughts
here:
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap
can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny
plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like
ambition.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would
you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong
though. It's Hambone.
At first I thought, if I were
Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you
could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's
my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh
it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an
X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he
probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
